Depressed

So my doctor says that he is not going to change my due date after all. Such a male. He has obviously never had a six pound creature living amidst his bowls.

If you think about it pregnancy is really freaking weird.

I mean, you grow to the size and shape of a mamoth sea walrus. Your skin begins to take on the look and texture of a 3-D road map. Your face bloats, and you gain a few extra chins.

You either can't pee, or can't stop peeing.

Ugh.

I thought I was almost done.